Poo Hog

An individual who is grossly overweight, perpetually sweats from every crevice of his or her body, and often times is unable to get up out of their medical grade recliner to escape their own filth without the help of Fire/EMS. While they would ideally enjoy making it to the restroom to void their bowels on their own, the over exertion will cause them to void prematurely, adding to what is the litter box they will call their sty. Some may even be related to a Chestermite.

Bryan told Don that he was sick of picking poo hogs off their floor.