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Fingersnapping

Fingersnapping....is when u are fingering a bird for the first time and over excited u slip and miss ....smashing ur finger on the 'no mans land' between the snatch and the arse....snapping ur finger????

ADAM WAS FINGERING NADINE FOR THE FIRST TIME....HE GOT SO FUCKING EXCITED HE MISSED AND SNAPPED HIS FINGER IN 2 PLACES ON 'THE NO MANS LAND' .....FINGERSNAPPING IS REALLY FUCKING PAINFULL!!!!!!

by Pastie Jim March 16, 2010

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SPIDER WEBBING

SPIDER WEBB IS TO EJACULATE IN ONES HAND AND THROW IT AT A PARTICULAR PERSONS FACE IN A MOTION LIKE SPIDER MAN PRODUCES HIS WEBS...SPIDER WEBBING!!

I GAVE JONS GIRLFRIEND A GOOD SPIDER WEBBING RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

by Pastie Jim March 16, 2010

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Ghost Webbing

Is VERY similar to GHOSTING ...

(During sex - doggystyle - switch with a friend at the point of climax, but without allowing the girl to realise. For ghosting to take full effect, ensure that the girl is positioned against a first floor window, looking out. After the switch, run down and wave through the window. Then simply enjoy her reaction to 'seeing a ghost')

BUT the window is open and you Spider Webb her right in the face......(SPIDER WEBB IS TO EJACULATE IN ONES HAND AND THROW IT AT A PARTICULAR PERSONS FACE IN A MOTION LIKE SPIDER MAN PRODUCES HIS WEBS...SPIDER WEBBING!!)

Nadine was half enjoying being GHOSTED, but to her suprise got a GHOST WEBBING right in the kisser!!!!!

by Pastie Jim March 16, 2010

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