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Matthewism

Defined as the religion created from the superior name, by superior beings. To follow the faith of Matthewism, one must pray to the great demi-God; Pastor Matthew, hallowed be thy name. One must also deface a church of Danielism. And only after those spiritual undertakings, will one be allowed into the divine kingdom of Matthewism.

Wow! I just found out that Adam Sandler is a follower of Matthewism! He's my new favorite celebrity! He's the BEST!

by Pastor Matthew November 27, 2021

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Degenerate

A person who is socially inept and unable to find purpose in life. Every single person who plays the worst game in the world; league of legends.

That guy just plays league all day, what a degenerate!

by Pastor Matthew November 27, 2021