Agnos

The Goddess of Agnostics.

"I'm an Agnostic; I worship Agnos". A jokey slang which really means "I don't worship any person. I live my life based on PROVABLE reality. Yes, this or that might hypothetically be true. I can't prove that Santa Claus does NOT exist. But, on the other hand, I can't prove that Santa Claus DOES exist, so why should I BELIEVE in him? Should I let my life be ruled by something that is NOT proven to exist? NO! Thank you for listening, and YOU may live however YOU want to (as long as you don't hurt others). Peace, Love & Freedom my friend.

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cigar smoker

Code name for "cock sucker".

Monica Lewinsky is a cigar smoker >>> if you know what I mean.

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Regina

Regina (not the regular lady name) = re-'gina = hypothetically a woman who becomes a man, and then becomes a woman again.

In reality, Regina is a slang joke reference to any person whose gender is difficult to determine.

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nerdette

A sexy female nerd. A non-sexy female nerd is a "nerdle".

"Damn! That librarian is such a nerdette!"

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Elvis

The world's LARGEST elf.

Elvis was FANTASTIC until about 1974. All of that 74-76 stuff should be burned! His movies seem really dumb, and yet, somehow, they are very entertaining. Like Bruce Lee movies.

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Nantucket navel

A very LONG outy belly button.

The Nantucket navel is caused by the Doctor, probably old and can't see too well, who cuts the umbilical cord too close to the mother, and too far from the baby's belly.

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cornmuffin

"Cornmuffin" means "ass to cunt".

Do NOT do the cornmuffin. Your chick will get dick sick.

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