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A sexy female nerd. A non-sexy female nerd is a "nerdle".
"Damn! That librarian is such a nerdette!"
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Nerdle = a NON-SEXY female nerd. A SEXY & petite female nerd is a "Nerdette". If she has big tits and a big hips (but NOT big anywhere else) she is a "Nerdess" (ner-DESS, ie, Nerd/goddess).
I'd never go out with Gertrude; she's a nerdle. Now, her sister Vanna, on the other hand, I'd love to go out with her, but, she is a Nerdette, and I just am not smart enough to impress her.
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The world's LARGEST elf.
Elvis was FANTASTIC until about 1974. All of that 74-76 stuff should be burned! His movies seem really dumb, and yet, somehow, they are very entertaining. Like Bruce Lee movies.
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A very LONG outy belly button.
The Nantucket navel is caused by the Doctor, probably old and can't see too well, who cuts the umbilical cord too close to the mother, and too far from the baby's belly.
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1) 1974-1978 The main character in THE SIX MLLION DOLLAR MAN television series, played by Lee Majors. Steve Austin was an astronaut, but he got all smashed up upon re-entry. The US government said they would re-build him into a super strong and fast bionic cyborg if he would agree to work as a secret agent. Not wanting to be a fucked-up cripple for the rest of his life -- he agreed!
SMDM won a Golden Globe Award.
2) "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Born in 1965 as Steve Williams, probably borrowed his name from the character above. In 1990 he enrolled in Chris Adams' wrestling school. In 1991 he made his WCW debut as "Stunning" Steve Austin. He is 6f 2i and 252 pounds. He has held all kinds of professional wrestling titles, and has now become an actor.
3) A Rap/Hip Hop artist. Album: "800 lb. Gorilla", Top Song: "Bussa Move". Being that he is on the "Bioniq Labs" label (a division of Universal) I would assume that he also borrowed his name from the $6 million man (or else Universal decided to play off it).
1) The Six Million dollar Man started out cool, and ended up shit.
2) Starred in THE LONGEST YARD (2005) as Guard Dunham.
Is currently cast in the filming of THE CONDEMNED.
3) 2006 Dallas Observer Music Awards, "Best Rap/Hip Hop Artist 2006".
"No wonder Steve Austin won the WCW & WWE Championships dude -- forget about steroids, he's BIONIC! Do THEY know?"
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The collective body of priests.
The Priesthood is a total lie! A Catholic "Father" is NOT a father; he is celibate! A Mormon "Elder" is NOT an elder, he is like 18-20 years old! How Aaronic.
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"Gladiator" = "Glad he ate her", ie, a man who enjoys eating pussy.
He's gladiator, and so is she!
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