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westonandjordan

dumbasses that don't like urbandictionary. weston has nuts and jizz sandwiches everyday.

weston: kiss me pat
pat: eww you emo get away
Jordan: i am emo too

by Pat February 24, 2005

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


wanko

like a smoko where a short break was given for a smoke, but instead of smoking one masturbates

Yes! that was the bell for break, time for my wanko.

by Pat November 12, 2004

9πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Ferien

animal abuser

dont leave your dog with him, he's a ferien you know.

by Pat October 9, 2003

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


the phantom

when your doing a girl in the butt and spit on her back so she turns around, thinking you busted, and you shoot it in her eye

i was doing this girl in the butt and she wouldn't stop squealing so i decided to pull a phantom on her pig ass

by Pat May 6, 2004

5πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


sphagnum

moss that is found in wet, spongy ground.

person a: So what do you do for fun?
person b: I enjoy watching sphagnum grow.

by Pat November 12, 2004

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bam Margera

Overrated high school drop out who made it big from a a piece of wood.

Bam Margera is not entertaining in the least bit except for CKY 2.

by Pat July 17, 2004

60πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 9, 2004

6πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž