Wombat

This is a sexual move. You get a chick, and say "I'm gonna give you a wombat." You get fully naked, get a boner, stand on your head, AND DICK THEIR EAR. (Stick your dick in their ear.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.

I wombatted that crazy shick last night.
DAMN RYAN YOU WOMBATTED ME GOOD WITH THAT PENCIL.

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cheesecake

a guy i met in the middle of the street on a drunken night that had a long fingernail

i just fucked a cheesecake

i fancy that cheesecake

my unckle pat said that when i am 16 i can go and find my own cheesecake

KuRhUr

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glaronge

to put out a flame
like to put out a flame

Chris you stupid whore don't glaronge the flame its cold

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glaronge

to put out a flame and or smuther a flame

1) Chris don't glorange the flame
2) CHRIS YOU STUPID WHORE YOU GLORANGED THE FLAME ASSWHOLE

Fozzy

The Greatest Metal band of all time

Huge Rock Stars

Person 1 :Man, did you hear that new Fozzy song ?

Person 2 :Yeah they are HUGE Rock Stars

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deck

A packet of cigarettes

1:"Man, i only have two cigarettes left"
2:"But you had a whole deck last nite"

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marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.

I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.

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