dildo

OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...

1) stop being such a dildo
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.

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