cheese doodle

This doesn't happen often, this while in the middle of enjoying an adult film. The person or persons also enjoy a bag of Cheetos. Then without second thought masterbates with the wrong hand, which in turn leaves his penis orange.

I was watching these two chicks making out then, with out realizing it turned my box cutter into a cheese doodle.

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dirty magician

When having sex with a female in "doggy style position" pull out your penis and spit on her back. When she turns around you then simply shoot your load in her face.

Last night my boyfriend put something hot on my face and while laughing said I just gave you a "dirty magician".

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