Joseph

Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.

They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.

Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.

You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.

Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.

Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.

They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.

If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.

You never know what they might become.

Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.

Joseph can I marry you?