Holy Shirt

A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.

Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.

Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!

Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!

Example 2:

Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!

My mom: What?

Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.

Caravan Palace

Caravan Palace is a music band, known thanks to their holy songs. Their music is amazing and everyone should know them and adore them.

Me: Men, Caravan Palace is the only thing that keeps me from ending it all

Other Caravan Palace lover: I know that feeling, their songs are just perfect.

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