binaural

1. To listen with both ears
2. A so-so Pearl Jam album

Erm, there are only a handful of listenable tracks on Binaural.

init

A good word when you can't be bothered to talk.

Hubby: "I've had a crap day, roofers, arsehole bosses, traffic, more traffic...."
Essex Wife: "init"

lung

a device which is used to smoke shit loads of ganja all at once

lets go pull a lung

stingray

During sex, you hit the back of the girl's head, flip her over, stab her eyes with a knife, ejaculate on her face, then fuck her dead body.

You probably won't see too much of Sara anymore because I was fucking her last night and I ended up giving her a stingray.

fucksaw

A derogatory term, derived from the word 'fuck', and combined with the inanimate object, 'saw'. Coined by Penny Arcade.

'Gabe is such a fucksaw.'

Hobag

Eileen Koeck, skeezy skank , criminal.

That hobag can't count all the men she's ripped off or slept with.

Vitalogy

1) A listing of human physiology and health, written in the early 1900's
2) A top album written by Pearl Jam

I'll go and consult my copy of Vitalogy concerning your rectal infestation.