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Claw Machine Addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until a Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters that you keep giving them.

Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020


claw machine addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until the Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters.

Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020


Trudee

A name for a really cool animal. If a dog has this name and happens to be a name of a team, that team will win!

Hey, we’re you team Trudee in the game?
Yes, I did fight in the great soccer war

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020


trudee

A dog name that is really good. If a dog has this name and happens to be a name of a team, that team will take fat dubs!

Does team Trudee take fat dubs?
Hell yeah

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020


Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet

Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020


Cool Name Pending...

A very cool group chat name that is said to be in placeholder for another name, but ends up sticking since it has a nice ring to it.

Friend #1: Hey, do you want to call on Cool Name Pending...
Friend #2: Can’t, it’s pizza Friday, how about later?

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

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Bubble Gum Toothpaste

A yummy toothpaste, but has the ability to give someone an allergic reaction where the lips could swell up. It only does this upon repeated use over many weeks.

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020