titty train wreck

Cleavage so outrageous and in your face you can not look away. Often found on heavy girls who think having huge breasts is the only qualification for being attractive.

Damn look at that cow's knockers jiggle, what a titty train wreck.

My girlfriend got pissed at me for staring at another girls boobs, but it was a damn titty train wreck. I couldn't help it.

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Canadian Curd Bucket

1. A scatological sex act. The giver defecates onto (solid) or into (liquid) his or her lovers nose. Rumored to be a favorite among the many sexual deviants that inhabit the great white north

2. A practical joke. A person who is passed out or deep in sleep is given a Canadian Curd Bucket by rubbing fecal matter into their nostrils. This results in an ever-present and overwhelming odor perceptible only to the recipient. If done properly the recipient will be only be able to smell and taste feces for days.

Chad: He Steve what did you do while you were in Edmonton?
Steve: I watched a Vietnamese whore give a guy a Canadian Curd Bucket at a peep show. It was the best!

Chris: Everywhere I go today stinks like shit!
Will: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I gave you a Canadian Curd Bucket while you were passed out.

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Shaquille O'Neil Disease

A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.

Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.

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