Gonzo Nose

When someone takes their penis and lays it on someone’s face, specifically where their nose is.

You still talking to that girl?

No bro, I told her about my fetish and she ghosted me.

What is your fetish?

I’m into giving Gonzo noses.

How do you give someone a gonzo nose?

Lay down.

Golden Girl

Another way of saying Betty White (Bet-he-white).

“Bro can you believe that dude got hired again after all the allegations and multiple losing records!?”

“Never heard of him, but this some golden girl shit, right?”

“Yeah, he is for sure white.”