Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.

You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

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Dave

Buttflush the turbo douche. A guy so stupid it takes him 5 minutes to respond to a simple question. Can't be trusted with silly putty; often married for life to women who own ballgags.

Check out the Darwin Awards! So many daves won this year by setting themselves on fire with yarn that I lost a bet!!

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Doug It

Mercurial; irritable; volatile; prone to sudden, often violent displays of temper; the new postal.

You: Dude, WTF?
Me: Oh that guy was telling him his sob saga and he had to Doug it and threw that clutch plate threw the wall. Happens alot. Relax.

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