Blart

While farting or passing gas, along with the gas being expelled some blood seeps out of the anus as well. Causing you to "Blart"

Josh: Uh-oh

Pat: What is the matter buddy?

Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)

Josh: Yep I Blarted.

Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?

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