Lloydminster

A sexual act coined for the Canadian City by the same name.

Lloydminster sits on the border between Canadian provinces Alberta and Saskatchewan much like the Taint sits between the Asshole and the Vagina.

The sexual act of "The Lloydminster" involves a running start and jumping followed by a downward thrust with an erect penis into the taint of your partner effectively destroying the tissue and muscle of the taint performing an at home episiotomy.

"Patrick was tired of nutting in the same old clown hole so he straight up Lloydminster'd his old lady last night."