Fozzy

A fat, ginger male who can often be found dwelling in potato fields 'harvesting' (stealing) said goods.

The infamous Fozzy is also easily provoked, such phrases as 'Ryan I fancy you', and also flash photography can send the Fozzy into an adrenaline fueled rage often stationary goods and physical violence using said implements.

'Fozzy I fancy you'

*Picks up stationary object such as pencil and lunges forward in an animal-like fury*

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