ass-out hug

n. (ah-s -out h-uh-g)
an embrace between two people in which each person pretends to have positively charged hips.

Suzy felt quite awkward around Bobby during the first day of class, while Bobby thought Suzy was a fly happenin' kinda' chick. When class ended Bobby tried to give Suzy a hug. Suzy placed her arms around Bobby as Bobby did the same, yet Suzy's hips stood far away from Bobby's. When the hug was done and Bobby had been completely demoralized, Bobby realized he didn't like ass-out hugs.

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