American Idol

American Karaoke, Shit, Rubbish, Corporate ear rape, teenage mind melter, destroyer of all things good.

American Idol is coming on in in 5 minutes.

Great, can you plug the toaster in when you see me entering the shower with it?

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Facebook

The ultimate symbol of America's out of control narcissism. Quite possibly the largest waste of time in existence.

Courtney's Facebook status indicates that she is waiting for work to be over.

You mean like 250 million other Americans? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.

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