Cucumber

A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)

Tyler’s cucumber itches

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Newsbusters

A joke of a media watchdog website that “exposes” liberal bias in the news media and entertainment shows. They claim to be the right wing’s MediaMatters, however left-leaning radio show hosts and entertainers take getting “busted” by the Newsbusters as a badge of honor and mock them mercilessly.

Uh oh, Stephen Colbert mocked Trump again! Newsbusters will be on the case!

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Jesusween

A “substitute” for Halloween invented by far right wing “Christians” who are against anything that’s fun because their right wing version of Jesus wants them to be lame and boring.

My parents won’t let me go trick or treating cause they’re taking me to their mega church against my own will for Jesusween.

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Airbourne

A kick-ass heavy metal band/hard rock band that will finally save rock music from poser "Post Grunge" like Nickelback

dude 1: Heard of that new Australian band Airbourne?
dude 2: Hell Yeah! Will they save us from that crap that's flooding the active rock stations like Nickelback, Hinder, and Daughtry?
dud 1: Hell YEAH!! \m/-

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Ronald Reagan

1.) The second worst President of the USA, EVER! The first being GWB. For some reason he's the object of neo-cons' wet dreams.

2.) A nauseating conversation that always comes up during 2008 GOP Presidential Debates.

1.) Remember back when Saddam actually did have WMDs in the '80s, and gassed the Curds with them. Ronald Reagan was the guy who gave them to him. Ronald Reagan was also responsible for Iran Contra, the overrated POS should've been impeached over it.

2.) Last night during the GOP Presidential debate, McCain, Romney, and Huckabee all went in graphic detail on how they'd like to perform necrophiliac acts to Reagan's remains.

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Rittenhouse Jihad

AKA Y’all Qaeda
A group of right wing extremist terrorists who blindly support Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, the latter whom is their very own Osama Bin Laden.’

The Rittenhouse Jihad hate America and everything it stands for.

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New York Wankees

The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the field so they can enjoy their overpaid salaries in the off season sooner.

Did you see the New York Wankees choke in the play-offs last year, Man they are eating out of Swinebrenners hands.

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