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New York Wankees

The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the field so they can enjoy their overpaid salaries in the off season sooner.

Did you see the New York Wankees choke in the play-offs last year, Man they are eating out of Swinebrenners hands.

by Patriotic Leftie July 30, 2009

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Dada Duty

Another synonym for Gary Baba Booey Dell’Abate, in reference to his breath.

Baba Booey has Dada Duty breath.

by Patriotic Leftie April 19, 2021

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Dan Cole

Dan Cole "The Common Man" is the most awesome radio show in the Minneapolis/St. Paul/Greater Minnesota area. He hosts "The Common Man Show" on the Fan, a Sports/Talk station in Twin Cities market which which is simulcasted across the upper midwest. His show consists of Tomfoolery ans Skullduggery. One of the first to coin the term Rube, his sense of humor is that which some people don't understand. He'll pretend to be dumb and not know what he's talking about, when he actually does know what he's talking about, just to throw some people who don't get the humor off. He has a following callied the commonwealth who help contribute humor to his show. His show is also called "Nothing at Noon", and also "Next to Nothing at 1"

Dan Cole "the Common Man" is the King of Twin Cities radio.

Dan Cole is 10 times better than that idiot on the KQ Morning show Tom Barnyard

by Patriotic Leftie June 10, 2009

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Urban Dictionary

Use to be a good website until the biggest douchebags in the history of the internet became editors there. Meanwhile some twerp still manages to have the most simplist word become something lewd, obscene, and dirty, yet still be published by these dimwitted asshole editors!

The asshole editors at Urban Dictionary wouldn't publish my clean definition of a radio show personality! Urban dictionary now SUCKS DONKEY BALLS! FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY!

The asshole editors at Urban Dictionary wouldn't publish my clean definition of a radio show personality! Urban dictionary now SUCKS DONKEY BALLS

by Patriotic Leftie June 10, 2009

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Laura Ingraham

The evil offspring of a succubus and an unconsenting Squidward Tentacles.

Because Laura Ingraham is evil and talks like an Octopus who lives next door to a Pineapple under the sea she’s obviously a daughter of a Succubus and Squidward Tentacles.

by Patriotic Leftie February 28, 2022

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93x

Call letters KXXR, a “rock” station in Minnesota that once played new and upcoming hard rock bands, as well as classic hard rock, but now passes off generic hip hop without even a hint of a distorted electric guitar as “rock” music.

93x plays the hell out of Twenty One Pilots. I thought they were a “rock” station? Guess I’ll have to go over to SiriusXM’s Octane for real new hard rock music!

by Patriotic Leftie December 26, 2020

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Safteysuit

Anothers post grunge poser group actve rock radio wants to force down peoples throats. Avoid at all costs. Think Hinder, yet more boring.

Dude 1: Hey Heard that new band on 93x last night that rocked the cage match.
Dude 2: Safteysuit? Hell no! They blow balls, they sound like Matchbox 20, just like everyone else?
Dude 1: No, I was talking about Airbourne, the band that kicked their ass by a landslide on last nights cagematch, for being a breath of fresh air.

by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008

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