Zeke

A trans man usually over 30 with a massive penis shaped like a kfc drumstick but with tiny balls, and has a receding hairline. Loves to spread the secret sauce.

Omg did you see zeke today? He’s finger lickin good!

Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.

Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris