GaGa Palsy

-Noun

1.) A state in which one's fingers uncontrollably seize into a claw-like formation.

2.) When one forms a stiff, distorted claw in an attempt to make a fist; a loss of control over the fingers' clenching motion.

1.) When Lady GaGa comes out of her little "Monster" egg in "Bad Romance," she totally has GaGa Palsy.

2.) I came so hard that I had GaGa Palsy for a day

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Effed Up

-Adjective

1.) A state in which one's mind is altered by the oral ingestion or nasal inhalation of crushed "Focalin," a form of Adderall. Usually identified by cotton mouth, a sense of urgency about anything unknown, an overwhelming euphoria during which all is excusable, an immense increase in energy, enhanced sensory skills, slowed motor skills, intense concentration on the subject at hand, enlightenment, an urge to have a "deep talk" with anyone around, and a slight sense of sobriety as a result. May also be accompanied by the urge to smoke (a) cigarettes (if a smoker), the loss of appetite, and the frequency of urination.

1.) We got hella effed up last night. When I went to class the next morning, I brushed my nose and micro-spheres of Focalin cascaded out.

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Crunknasty

--Adjective

1. being in temporary state beyond intoxication in which the only relevant goals in life are one's friends.

2. being overstimulated by a combination of alcohol, cigarettes, adderall, and upbeat popular music.

1. I heard you got hella crunknasty with the bros last weekend.

2. Dude, he was so crunknasty after that line; I've never seen anyone dance to GaGa with a cigarette in one hand and a cup in the other.

Monster Claws

-Noun

Also known as "Monster Paws."

1.) A term coined by singer Lady GaGa after the release of her song, "Bad Romance," in which she demonstrates a Michael Jackson a la "Thriller" hand motion. It is formed by spacing the fingers apart and contorting them, as if mocking the claw of an animal, or - more fittingly - a monster.

2.) A hand sign often displayed at Lady GaGa concerts by fans in which they mirror the aforementioned action.

1.) GaGa flashes her Monster Claws when she hangs up on Beyonce in the music video for "Telephone."

2.) When she was live in Chicago, GaGa yelled at the crowd to "get those claws up, monsters! I wanna see your monster claws!"

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Edward Cullen Brain

-Noun

1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.

1.) I've got Edward Cullen Brain.

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