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Lavishing over the top, effusive and excessive praise on a mediocre or washed-up pro football player.
Jon G. - "When I was an assistant at Green Bay, this guy threw 5000 passes a day in practice!"
Ron J. - Jon's having another Favregasm.
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The art of manipulating situations with the finesse of a used car salesman so that every conversation, no matter how mundane or only tangentially related, serves to benefit oneâs personal agenda. Basically social gymnastics for the ethically flexible.
"Brad sure has a knack for working an angle; he turned a routine staff meeting into a networking opportunity with the CEO and somehow ended up with a promotion and the CEOâs old gym socks.â
A web content management system (such as Microsoft Sharepoint) that has been implemented at considerable effort and expense, which is subsequently underutilized, or not used at all by those it is intended to empower.
Murray: I spent my entire day cutting and pasting a massive PDF to update a section of our web site.
Bret: Don't you guys have a content management system that allows the person who wrote the document to do that?
Murray: yeah, but no one uses it - sharepointless.
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a table for four at which only two people are seated
Conrad: I had an awesome date night with Nancy at La Verdad yesterday.
Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?
Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!
Beli-chip: a (fictional) device placed in the helmet of New England Patriots players to help them answer questions from the media. The Beli-chip allows Patriots Coach Bill Belichick to communicate and remind the players what is and what isnât acceptable to say to the media.
Chris Berman was really grilling Randy Moss about Tom Brady's knee, but the Beli-chip kept him on message and on point!
An unproductive, unprofessional person who consistently frustrates their peers and colleagues by wasting their time.
Our web site has been down for a week and that timewaster from the IT department still doesn't have a clue as to what the problem is. I haven't got time for timewasters!
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