Trump

To Trump. A short lived but loud fart. (see also Guff or Guffed). Almost always one which results in disgust from those nearest to it and amusement from those furthest away.

Not unlike the American of the same name so often in the news at the moment. (See also Impeachment: 'a long high pitched trump which just when you think it's finished it gives one last squeak')See also 'Drawing Mudd'

When the priest asked if any one knew of any reason why they should not be married the best man trumped

So I bent down to pick my wallet up and accidently Trumoed. It would have been funny but I drew mud!

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