big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around

she's got a head like the taco bell dog

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skelf

Scottish slang for a wood splinter

"ouch! I got a skelf in me finger"

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fat head

a large copius melonus

grant has a head like a watermelon

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connor it

verb- to mess up a good chance at sexual gratification from a person of the opposite gender, often caused by severe feelings of self doubt.

The man connored it by not getting laid by the hot naked girl in his bed, even though she said "gee i'm really horny tonight."

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faen

Similar to the word FAN, however more derived from internet culture.

Hello faen!

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Click Spender

An online shopper. Taken from "Big Spender".

My mom is a major Click Spender.

samophlange

Technical sounding word made up to confuse the nubs.

Dan: My GPS isnt working!
Paul: I suggest adjusting the samophlange, I hear if they get out of kilter it will cause the unit to stop working

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