APR

An abreviation used by finance companies meaning All Pakis Refused

I am sorry Abdul you cant buy this car becalse of the APR

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Duphelshankie

a Fictional object, often used in a wind up in my office.

Biffo could you pass me the Duphelshankie, I think Chris had it with the Dubetron valve.

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miler

a woman who seems attractive at a long distance but becomes incresingly hideous as she gets closer.

Damn when I saw her from across the street she looked hot but when I got closer she looked like my dog's ass, what a miler.

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Biffo

Someone who comes to work with a different fucked up hair style every day, then when he is at work rubs his cock against you or puts your computer off on you just to be a wank.

Get your cock away from me, and what the fucks happened to my computer Biffo you wank

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Biffo

oh did I mention he is also a compulsive liar, see note above

get it right up ya Biffo ya fud, whit are you gonna do about this ya dobber, biffo sucks cock. he has a 2 inch dick and as for you Melrose your a fanny

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boaring cunt

sitting at home doing work you dont have to, like making up handouts no one will look at, or cuming in your pants when you talk about work.

Colin Thomson is a boaring cunt he gets a hard on when he deals with MPAN mix ups and makes me fall asleep when he talks, get a life Colin you boaring cunt

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cum pouch

The marsupial like pouch in a woman's abdomen used to store quarts upon quarts of man juice.

Check out the cum pouch on that chick.

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