Chess-piece face

The condition of being very drunk to the point where you're semi-comatose, staring off blankly, shortly before passing out.

Tim got all chess-piece face last night, and we found him, later, passed out on the sidewalk.

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hippie piss

See also Hippy Piss. For some reason some editor didn't like the definition when it was submitted as "hippie piss," but I'm trying again. Anyway, it's a Southern Californian expression used to describe the smell of patchouli oil.

Steve said that the guy with dreadlocks smelled like hippie piss. Paul thought that the expression was clever and descriptive, so he submitted it to urbandictionary.com, but some asshole editor quashed it, so Paul resubmitted it as "hippy piss" and must have gotten a better editor. Anyway, that Earth-Day-loving, incense-burning, tie-dye-wearing guy with dreadlocks did smell like hippie piss, and no editor is going to tell me otherwise.

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hippie piss

Patchouli oil (also patchouly or pachouli).

That chick smells like hippie piss.

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patchouli

Also known as hippie piss or hippy piss.

Steve said that some patchouli-wearing, dirty surf-hippie smelled like hippie piss.

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hippy piss

A Southern Californian expression used to describe the smell of patchouli oil, which is als known as "patchouly" or "pachouli."

Everyone at the Dead concert smelled like hippy piss.

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