wildies

Having the wildies means to have a bad case of diarrhoea.
Having the wild shites.

Oh my god, last night was terrible. I woke up this morning with the wildies.

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New York hiding

A New York hiding is when you hit someone so hard, they feel it twice. It means to connect perfectly and send shockwaves through the affected area

I fought this guy today and gave him a proper New York hiding. It was so good, he felt it twice

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tezzys

Tezzys are another name for your testicles

Oh baby, just feel these majestic tezzys

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anal assault

An anal assault means a good anal sex session

I gave him / her a fantastic anal assault last night

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purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

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puppy fart syndrome

Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.

I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.

I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.

Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.

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car park karaoke

Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob

We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.

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