Snurple

Snurple (Verb) is a word that describes a person who is drinking like a silly sausage.

Defined by Tom of the Soviet himself, he used it just twice in an essay, bringing his total A level score down by several hundred points.

The debate on what it is to be a snurple continues even today, baffling the very best, including the renowned George Bush. Long debates and extremely frustrated English professionals have lead to an overall increase in the number of murder victims in the UK during 2005.

"My English teacher attempted to snurple me to death"

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