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Worzels or occasionally Spelt Wurzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who live in The City known as Southampton, They talk like Carrot munching farmers and Speak with a Strong West Country Accent, People in the neighbouring City of Portsmouth feel sorry for them and view them as harmless little Scummers.
Nick Illingsworth Is a Worzel
Worzels or occasionally Spelt Wurzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who live in The City known as Southampton, They talk like Carrot munching farmers and Speak with a Strong West Country Accent, People in the neighbouring City of Portsmouth feel sorry for them and view them as harmless little Scummers.
Nick Illingsworth Is a Worzel
A Farm Face is a Portsmouth slang word used to describe somebody from one of the several Middle Class suburban Farming Villages near, but NOT IN the City of Portsmouth. A Farm Face usually lives in a Posh Farming village such as Purbrook, Horndean and Hambledon.
"Did you see that straw-chewing Country Farm Face in here earlier? I bet he drinks in The Woodman with all the other middle class country bumpkins"
Crookhorn is a turdpit suburb of Portsmouth just outside The city, marred with bottles of Omega cider and piles of Junk, The residents have strange surnames such As Walczak and spend their days drinking in Locals Dumps known as The Centurion.
"Who’s that tramp over there bro? "
"Oh that’s Dawid Walczak, he’s from Crookhorn"