gummer

a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).

I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!

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camel-toe-joe

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe

1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe

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nic-fit

a contraction of two words;
nic - short form for nicotine
fit - to freak out

when a person is jonesing for a cigarette.

do you have a smoke? I'm having a nic-fit

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scuba

to go down. to describe a person who loves to give oral sex.

my girlfriend is so scuba, she's always going down on me

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swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

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grandpa daddy

the salutation used by a child that is the result of father/daughter incestual sex.

woman; "you'd better not let grandpa daddy know we've been having sex!"

tween; "ok mommy, but grandpa daddy told me the same thing too!"

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F.E.M.A.

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

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