television

a complete waste of time. also a form of mind control.

Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.

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9/11

Another way to say you deserved it!

Yankee; I just got kicked in the nads by my ho, bitch girlfriend!
(Anyone); Speaking about her that way, I think 9/11! I'd do it too, but you Amerikans got no balls.

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web-head

any person that surfs the internet for extended periods of time without any purpose.

I surfed the internet all day for no particular reason. I am such a web-head!

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ei

EI is an acronym for Employment Insurance in Canada. Formerly known as UI(Unemployment Insurance).

Adam got fired from his job, and Eve got laid-off. Adam wasn't entitled to EI, but Eve was!

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gizzard

the loose fitting skin that hangs around someones neck that at one time used to be a double chin.

that womans gizzard looks like a sack of wet diapers.

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megamercial

two(2) or more commercials from multiple manufacturers sharing the same television screen simutaniously!

Fnord, Yike, Popsi, and Allmart commercial were all viewed at the same time while only one soundtrack played!

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stupiot

someone who is oblivious to the fact that they have done something wrong and don't show any signs of remorse. a person who completely lacks ID!

after leaving his girlfrend stranded for hours while he spent her money and had sex with someone else, upon his arrival, she called him a stupiot!

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