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steal-me-elmo

just like the tickle-me-elmo toy(which you just can't resist to tickle) is something in which people just can't resist to steal!

the steal-me-elmo white ear buds of the i-Pod make you a target of every thief in the neighbourhood!

by Paul J Parkinson May 26, 2005

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


spwinter

That yukkie weather between winter and spring!

brown snow on the ground, slush falling from the sky, too cold for a light jacket, too warm for the winter coat, what a typical spwinter's day!

by Paul J Parkinson May 8, 2005

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


quick-fix

what a person craves when they abuse a product and cannot continue unless they do a little more.

eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she whored herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix.

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

23πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

23πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


thing-a-ma-jig

a way to describe an object when the words don't come to mind(usually done while pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.

I could not remember the name of the object, so I looked at my friend, pointed, and asked him to pass the thing-a-ma-jig.

by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005

85πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


gitch

mens or womens underwear.

see also gotchie

pull your pants up wigger, I can see your gitch.

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

386πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


bud buster

a bud buster is actually a coffee grinder, but put to good use. Grab some marijauna, chuck it in the grinder, give it some power, and voila, freshly ground buds(easy for rolling). I bet Proctor & Gamble would never have thought their coffee grinder would be used for busting buds(hence the term)!

Grab the bud buster and roll a fatty.

by Paul J Parkinson June 14, 2005

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž