Pokemeister

Someone who pokes, through facebook, with unforgiving regularity.

Oh for fucks sake that poxy MIKE WILLIAMS has poked (Williamsed) me again the shameless pokemeister.

I daren't click the home tab on facebook for fear i may have been Williamsed.

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chaversham

Town in kent formerly called Faversham. Due to the recent and constant increase in chavs the town has since been renamed.

1) 'Fancy a trip to faversham'
2) 'No chance, too many chavs for my liking. Think i'll give chaversham a miss.'

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spunk beard

A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.

"Stop cumming in my mouth or i'll end up with a spunk beard"

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Chavaller

1) A burberry wearing caravan dweller.

2) A gypsy or travaller which acts in a chav like manner

(man 1) Look at that pikey over there wearing a burberry cap generally being a waste of space.

(man 2) Still he won't be here long he's a chavaller

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