Raw On The Floor

To sleep Raw On The Floor - is to rest on the ground, normally indoors on someones bedroom carpet, without any comfort aids or sleeping apparatus (ie: pillow, blanket, sleeping bag..)

Derived from the time when you slept round a friends house, but forgot to pack your sleeping bad. Or go to a houseparty - become so intoxicated and pass out asleep on the kitchen floor (usually curled up in the fetal position)

Paul: Where are you sleeping tonight Richard?
Richard: Probably raw on the floor

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m.o.m

An abbreviation for 'Muff Over Mates'

Used to describe when a friend has disbanded or stitched up their own group of friends, to spend time with his or her partner instead.

Paul: Hey, where's Jerome got to? He's supposed to be meeting us in an hour…

Alan: I don't think he's coming man, he called to say he was seeing Kathy again

Paul: Man, that guy is such a M.O.M!

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