rosenhaus

(v) To constantly duck the question.

He rosenhaused that interview when he kept saying "next question"

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mini golfing

Skiing short steeps after a big storm because the larger steeps/chutes have to great of an avalanche risk

After yesterdays storm I was afraid of an avalanche on the chutes, so I just went mini golfing on the shorter steeps

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cardinal

1. to fail by mythic porportions
2. to colapse when in the spotlight
3. to lose like no one else can
4. to fail continusously over a long period of time
5. to snatch gut wrenching, heart stomping defeat from the jaws of victory
6. to choke

I can't believe that the lead actor forgot all of his lines in the play

I'm not surprised he cardinals everytime he's in the spotlight

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fourteener

the term given to mountains above 14,000 feet

Longs is a bitch of a fourteener to hike

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utah

a state to avoid if you're black

I had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it's like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)

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fairplay

the actual town in colorado that southpark is based on

if i lived in fairplay I'd kidnap someone for a week to go to casa bonita too

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polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

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