utah

a state to avoid if you're black

I had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it's like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)

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mexican u turn

to make a u turn across nearly all lanes of traffic, on really wide roads must cross at least four

Jake was lucky that there wasn't any traffic when he pulled a mexican u turn

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rosenhaus

(v) To constantly duck the question.

He rosenhaused that interview when he kept saying "next question"

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mini golfing

Skiing short steeps after a big storm because the larger steeps/chutes have to great of an avalanche risk

After yesterdays storm I was afraid of an avalanche on the chutes, so I just went mini golfing on the shorter steeps

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fixinta

the correct hick spelling and pronunciation of fixin' to

i'm fixinta whoop you're ass

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cardinal

1. to fail by mythic porportions
2. to colapse when in the spotlight
3. to lose like no one else can
4. to fail continusously over a long period of time
5. to snatch gut wrenching, heart stomping defeat from the jaws of victory
6. to choke

I can't believe that the lead actor forgot all of his lines in the play

I'm not surprised he cardinals everytime he's in the spotlight

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like mike

like mike refers to michael jordan you fucking idiot. it was a huge nike advertising logo "i wanna be like mike" in the early 90s

whoever defined the previous like mike and didn't know who it was is probably some 12 year old that doesn't think that there was life on this planet before 1994, get a fucking clue

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