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a sexual move, while licking the clit a finger is inserted into the pussy and the other hand plays with her niple
master the trifecta and women will always come back for seconds
the term given to mountains above 14,000 feet
Longs is a bitch of a fourteener to hike
a state to avoid if you're black
I had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it's like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)
another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing
the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath
the actual town in colorado that southpark is based on
if i lived in fairplay I'd kidnap someone for a week to go to casa bonita too
the term flatlander isn't specific to any state. It's a term that all mountain people use to describe tourist that don't have the skills/knowledge to recreate in the mountains
The search and rescue team spent all week trying to find the flatlanders that tried to bag the fourteener with half a liter of water and a candy bar.
Did you see the flatlander try and make it down the bumps? It was histerical.
Skiing short steeps after a big storm because the larger steeps/chutes have to great of an avalanche risk
After yesterdays storm I was afraid of an avalanche on the chutes, so I just went mini golfing on the shorter steeps