career ender

a really stupid action typically at work/with coworkers or picked up by the press that cause you to lose your job and possibly career

Kramer's racist rant is a career ender.

Getting drunk and calling you boss a fag, also a career ender

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LTed

to break something in a violent manner, see joe theisman's leg

Bob LTed his phone when it dropped the call

What'd he do?

Chunked it against the wall

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skillinged

to think that you're so smart that you can get away with anything, only to be caught and spend the next 24 years of your life in federal fuck me in the ass prison. Enjoy! see enron

peter is gonna get skillinged, he thought he thought of everything he'd need to rob the bank, except that all the tellers new him by name

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vanity googleing

to google yourself, can be used to tell someone that they're narcicistic

people that vanity google to find their self worth suck balls

since you think you're such the shit, why don't you just go do some vanity googleing so we don't have to deal with your crap

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the googler

another one of the titles 'the decider' has given/had bestowed on himself. Used during his visits to the internets. Only Bush could find so many ways to butcher the english language. Most international leaders can speak many languages, ours can't even speak one.

I'm the decider, and I use the google and the internets to help me decide because I'm the googler

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nebraska football

the n on the helmet stands for nowledge, of course sometimes it also stands for not guilty

How shitty of a state can you be when nebraska football is the only thing in it, and it sucks nuts

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sweaty fuck

when all parties involved go at it long and hard, and get covered in their and other(s) sweat, bodies then proceed to slide easily across one another

we need to go take a shower that was one sweaty fuck

Can we do it in the shower?

absomotherfuckinglutely

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