Canada's History

Canada kan-a-duh once the northernmost half of the United States, was founded in 1984 entirely by a super-breed of asexually reproducing lesbian ice-skaters. Amidst the confusion of the 80's the Canadians, as they would one day be called, successfully succeeded simply by being extremely boring and annoying. Canada is known for its spice trade and rich, lush greenery. A great vacation destination for old people and those of the homosexual persuasion.

Bro 1 - Dude lets go to Canada.

Bro 2 - What are you gay?

Bro1 - I figured someone like you would say something like that.

Bro 2 - Canada's History sucks.

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