Third Degree After Burner

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.

The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.

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The Shoe Horn

When a man has sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. He then proceeds to removes one of her spiked high heels and sticks it up her ass toe up, and grabs it like the horn of a saddle and rides it.

I did the shoe horn last night the bitch loved it.

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After Burner

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You ask the women to fart and then light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. See also the Third Degree After Burner.

Do not attempt the after burner at home. Very Dangerous

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