P.T. Cruiser

Entering a bar and ordering 5 beers and 5 shots of tequila. Must be consumed in less than an hour.

I pulled a P.T. Cruiser last night at the pub.

Bartender, may I have a P.T. cruiser please?

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kobalt

noun.- name given to Kobe Bryant after he raped that bitch in Colorado

OMG!!!! Kobalt just dropped 81 points!!!

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