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Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

143πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Blowjob

/noun/ an act of fellatio

TO GIVE A BLOWJOB -- to perform fellatio

After I went muff diving, my woman gave me a blowjob!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

80πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


sports guy

a stoopid fuck who thinks hes tiger woods at golf or michael jordan at basketball or fuckin ty cobb at baseball

that fuckin looser is deluded bro

by Paul Thundergod May 6, 2004

13πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


blue eyed devil

derogatory term for persons of European ancestry, specifically northern European ancestry

by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

350πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž


apple computer

the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

37πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


man sweater

a really hairy back and chest on a man; some men shave off their man sweaters

I don't take off my shirt in public because of my man sweater!

by Paul Thundergod July 9, 2003

51πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a man with a large, equine-like penis.

Damn! You're, hung like a horse!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

2120πŸ‘ 231πŸ‘Ž