a guy you ask for when you make a crank call
"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"
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/noun/ an act of fellatio
TO GIVE A BLOWJOB -- to perform fellatio
After I went muff diving, my woman gave me a blowjob!
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a stoopid fuck who thinks hes tiger woods at golf or michael jordan at basketball or fuckin ty cobb at baseball
that fuckin looser is deluded bro
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derogatory term for persons of European ancestry, specifically northern European ancestry
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the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod
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a really hairy back and chest on a man; some men shave off their man sweaters
I don't take off my shirt in public because of my man sweater!
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A phrase used to describe a man with a large, equine-like penis.
Damn! You're, hung like a horse!
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