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a large board on the side of a road used to advertise products or services on; signs are usually glued on in pieces
a funny-sounding made-up name like Heywod Jablome
My proctologist's name is Dr. Seymour Butts!
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The facial expression(s) one makes while performing sexual acts.
Last night, my woman and I videotaped sex. I make the most fucked up fuck faces!
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the second best thing to tappin dat ass
she wouldnt let me stick it in her butt but she let me giver her a greasy pierre
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It was morning. The bulls would be running soon. That means the bulls would need fighting. "I will fight the bulls," said Nick as he chugged his morning whiskey.
Nick grasp his wooden stick tightly as the bulls charged toward him. "I must fight the bulls," said Nick as he swang his wooden stick at the first bull.
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A lesbian, especially one who likes to eat pussy
Maria is a hardcore box muncher.
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Gun control is not only unconstitutional, it's a fucking stupid idea!
Taking away guns won't reduce murders. Shit, you can kill someone with your bare hands if you really wanted him dead!
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