hit parade

the oftimes endless and sometimes gruesome promenade of persons that "hit" or view, inquire, hint, wink, flirt, send emails, etc, when one signs onto a singles venue, column, or website.

"I signed up on a singles website the other day, and you should have seen the 'hit parade' that followed.

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braincrumbs

Little bits of knowledge gained or learned by hanging around with a person of knowledge and interest. Gleaned information from a knowledgeable source.

I got a few braincrumbs hanging out in the lab with Professor Johnson the other day. He's a pretty smart fellow.

Bush-gitter

A person, group, faction, pundit, of any area of media or society that takes a dim view of President George W Bush and is more or less "out to git him"

Oh, don't pay any attention to what that person says. They're just a "Bush-gitter"

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stuffluence

The affect on one's life by having too much stuff.

Keeping up with the stuffluence of the Jones'

word-whacker

a theoretical editor's tool for editing text and cutting excessive verbage

This article was so wordy, the editor had to get the word-whacker out and trim it down.

stuffluenza

The effects, symptoms and dis-ease and disease of having too much stuff. A sickness caused by materialism and excessive material gain.

Years of buying and collecting our material possessions has left us with a bad case of stuffluenza.

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