Jabroni

Either an individual or a group of people on most likely found on pontoon boat, JetSki, or 1990’s shitty runabout with empty beer cans littering the floor. They enjoy riding around in endless erratic circles that make no fucking sense creating a wake on a perfectly quiet morning that makes a nice lake virtually non-skiable. It is speculated that many Jabroni’s are unhappy and have miserable lives hence why they would rather be riding around in circles alone on a boat at 8am instead of being home with their family.

Sue - “god damn fucking Jabroni’s are coming out. Get you ski let’s go”

mogosexual

When you invite everyone and anyone to stay over for the night for the sole intent to wake them up in the middle of the night for useless banter.

Morgan: “wake up focktard! Let’s watch borat!”

Paul: “focktard, it’s 4:30am, your so mogosexual”
Morgab: “I KNOW”