phia

the type of girl who takes your breath away and is unforgettable. also known as Fia. if you ever meet a fia, make sure to grab on and never let go

"i had a phia once, but i lost her and have regretted it ever since"

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Umpsies

Dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce for sex.

Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?
Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsies that bitch.