Pedosexual

An adult who is sexually attracted to children. Pedosexuality is a common sexual orientation the world over, but is by no means as common as like-age attraction. Pedosexual tendencies can be identified in virtually everyone, but are discouraged due to Puritan-influenced attitudes about sex that endure to this day.

A minority of pedosexuals are exclusively attracted to children, while the majority are either "happily married" or "celibate." Ideal professions for pedosexual individuals include: Guidance Counselor, Gym Teacher, Priest/Youth Minister, Senator, Pop Star, Party Clown, Santa Claus (Seasonal), and Elementary School Principal.

Slang terms for pedosexual include: pedophile and pedobear.

Margaret always watched Junior Gymnastics in the nude because she was a pedosexual.

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